February 2011
I srsly need to do my work.
BYE.
Feb 1st
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thetumblrturnabout: mysticmaya: thetumblrturnabout: distanttracesofbeauty: Of course! I’ll be gracious, after all. I just got this body back; I don’t want to lose it. Crisis Averted. ~My hero~ Oh my sweet Princess~ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU TEASES GET IT ON ALREADY
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So tired of being called a 'bloody American.'
Can you pretentious Euro fucks get over yourselves? I’m not talking to the entire population of Europe, nor Australia, for that matter. I’m talking about the giant mass of people who just adore passing judgement on our country. Jokes are fine. American jokes can be funny. Hell, we make so many European jokes it’s ridiculous. But when you’re so angry at that one American and...
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Listenaltairyourclothesoff: mikeywaysunicorns: ...
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videochild: DAD’S ON A HUNTING TRIP AND HE HASN’T BEEN HOME IN A FEW DAYS
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Listengressenhelleruniversity: britishgod: Professor...
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bitchcommanderquantumscoot-deac asked: MY BACK YARD

I'LL EVEN HAVE BALLOONS
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adorabloody: rabbitdoor: i just accidentally called my cat ‘lil yiffer’ wheezing
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bitchcommanderquantumscoot-deac asked: I ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL

<3
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I will say what needs to be said: raging at... →
bitchcommanderquantumscoot: Please unfollow me if you’re a pro-lifer because I fucking hate your stance on life. It isn’t about “I can care for my baby”: It’s “do I have the capacity to raise the kid in the best way possible?” It isn’t “The best I can do is enough”: It’s “will my child suffer through the stigmatization of… MARRY ME. OH DEAR LORD JUST MARRY ME.
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Girls with the same face in every picture.
Guys do it too… Fish do it too… reblogging for the third time just because of that last gif.
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True Life: I'm Not Being Followed By Any Porn...
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limpbiskit asked: Thank you for the reblog, I'm glad that you liked it!
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The school system finally blocked tumblr.
comrade-ringo: samantha-deactivated20121222: or at least in my city it’s about fucking time you all realized we weren’t actually doing productive shit in the library i mean the few of us ~quality~ bloggers were but still congratulations, HCS LOOOOOL MY SCHOOL BLOCKED FUCKING WIKIPEDIA OKAY it’s like the KGB runs that shit Never gonna happen to O-Bizzle. <3
Feb 1st
I don't want to live in a country where a...
chicksdigcripplecorpses: iphysianthe: ampora: iphysianthe: okay, I keep hearing about this new bill regarding rape and I don’t know any of the details, what’s going on here? basically, it’s not rape unless there’s “evidence” that you put up a fight and were overpowered i’m reading an article about it now. it’s only rape if it was “forced”? what the fuck? all rape is forced. THAT IS...
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Listenyerasorrysob: REBLOG AND BRACE FOR THE KICK.
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TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
studdedteaspoons-: wwkeeruh: You are allowed to read my shit, but: don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all.  whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr. don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about. don’t judge me from my posts. don’t assume my posts are about you. don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular. in each post i make, i have my reasons that...
Jan 30th
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
Do this.
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Dying 5 minutes into the game
asteriskos: rainboob: sporkbot: djavjr: videogamecharacterregrets: My biggest regret is dying 5 minutes into the game.  If I had listened to my brother and hadn’t been thinking with my dick, I would have lived and my brother wouldn’t have lost an arm. [Male, 20] That’s what you get for being gay for altaïr, Kadar SCREAMING. I don’t regret RPing him and practically destroying...
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When girls say they would love a gay best friend...
kimchiburgers: redwithyourblame: ciggiesmokeinyourharddrive: And I’m sat there like SO RELEVANT. The friend I just got back from. -.- UGH. What’s more is they don’t get the fact that gay applies to females too.
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"The girl was like a fairy tale, I didn't have to...
sclez: Alexander what exactly do you mean by that. FFFFFFFFFFFT
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On Tumblr , we don’t    each other , we  eachother.
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OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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theupsidestomylife asked: Hey Grey :)
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