
my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators
Thats only 42
wow you must be fun at parties
in fifteen years i imagine we’re all going to get wedding invitations that look like this
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
FOR THE LAST TIME I DON’T BRAID
LEAVE ME ALONE