catching up on the last 4 episodes of the joan watson show with mom awwyeahr

fucken done with apush god bless

>tensions ramp up at home
>try to comfort mom w/ pancakes
>make very good pancakes
>also make cloud of smoke and get first degree burn blisters on all right hand fingers and run around opening every window
Thank god they’re passed out drunk right now omg

fuck i want a girlfriend someone buy me one

i got 99 problems and winging eyeliner is like 60 of them while the fact that i don’t own a waffle maker is the other 33

boydiscominghomeboydiscominghomeboydiscominghome

i am so tired of everything there is to be tired of

i’m giving too much love to someone who doesn’t give two shits about me and WOW no one is surprised!

why does the athletic recruitment process have to be so fucking hard smh

like why cant a prospective student athlete just break down the college’s doors, run into the coaches’ office, fling their stack of medals (acquired over the years) across the room, flop down on the head coach’s desk and scream “TAKE ME” i mean that’d just be easier for everyone

someone who’s attractive but boring ╮(─▽─)╭

someone who’s attractive and interesting (  ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

someone who’s nonconventionally attractive and interesting!!! (✿ ♥‿♥) ☆

how many times do i have to get hit on by the guy at subway before he starts giving me free shit

whats a bitch gotta do for some fuckin double chocolate chip cookies i s2g

derisively laughing at someone you used to like looking like an asshole on the world wide web (◕‿◕✿)

imagine what it’s like to feel secure and like your body and be able to wear what you want confidently and look into your closet and find things that flatter you and not have to dig through piles of clothes you love but will show your tummy too much so you can’t wear them god fucking damn it