And without music puns, the world would B-flat.

Oh my God, I’m so proud to sort of know this guy.

lickypickysticky:

Jazz pianist Billy Tipton was biologically female. He lived as a man from age 19 to her death at 74, when the truth was discovered.

Born in 1914, Dorothy Tipton developed an early love of jazz, but sexism in the music industry and the straitened economy of the Depression made it impossible to find work. In 1933 he donned trousers and his father’s nickname and began playing in Oklahoma bars.

By the 1940s he was touring the country, and in the 1950s the Billy Tipton Trio released two albums for Tops Records and performed with Duke Ellington, Patti Page, and Rosemary Clooney. Arthritis finally forced Billy’s retirement in the 1970s.

Throughout all this Tipton had relationships with at least five women, including nightclub dancer Kitty Kelly, with whom she raised three adopted sons. He bound his chest, ostensibly to protect ribs fractured in an auto accident, and he always locked the bathroom door. Son William learned of his father’s sex only when a paramedic working on the dying Tipton asked, “Son, did your father have a sex change?”

Why keep a secret for 55 years? Tipton left no account of his reasons, and perhaps it’s none of our business. “I can’t say that passion wasn’t there with Billy, because it was,” said former lover Betty Cox, who insisted he never suspected Billy’s sex even during intimacy. “Now, 40 or 50 years later, you see these cross-dressers all the time on TV. You can certainly tell. Even on TV. I can look at a person and say, ‘Gee, that’s obviously a woman.’ Why couldn’t I then?”

croker:

Here it is! “2k” a parody of Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. Written, Performed and recorded by yours truly. I hope you enjoy it. I had so much fun with this! haha

Let me know what you think!

Croker

You can now download this song for FREE by clicking the link below.

http://www.purevolume.com/Croker

Lyrics:

 5am waking up in the morning

Gotta get dressed, gotta find spandex

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have oatmeal

Seeing everything the time is goin’

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’

Gotta get down to the boathouse

Gotta find my boat, I see my crew

Settin’ rate at stroke seat

Tappin’ it in bow seat

Gotta make up my mind

Which seat can I take?

We’re Rowing, Rowing

Set this boat keep rowing

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the 2k, 2k

Rowing, Rowing

Ignore that crab keep rowing

Everybody’s looking forward to the 2k, 2k

Power 10, Power 10 (yeah)

Power 10, Power 10 (yeah)

Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke

Lookin’ forward to the 2k

7:15 gettin’ off of the water

Up and over heads, Skew and down to shoulders

Coxswain calls the next call

You know what it is

Walk it out, walk it out

Hands out, watch the riggers

Low heads now, low heads now

Put it into racks

Settin’ rate at stroke seat

Tappin’ it in bow seat

Gotta make up my mind

Which seat can I take?

Chorus

Yesterday was Monday, Monday

Today it is Tuesday, Tuesday

We, we, we so terrified now

So terrified now

Ergs set up in the bay

Thinkin’ about fakin’ sick

Coach, do we really have to?

I just want this erg test to end!

Chorus

littlemisscaroline:

beforemainstream:

Artist: Adele And Skrillex

Song: Set Fire To Everybody

Download: Adele vs Skrillex - Set Fire To Everybody

GUYS….

GUYS….

GUYS.

I FOUND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONG EVER.

hoodoouthinkur:

s-c-r-e-e-n-a-g-e-r:

zetasandsatellites:

that-music-freak:

tiedtoarailroad:

I will post this forever… Everything about this version of Undisclosed Desires is just so UUUUNFFFHHHHNNNNG.

Matt whispering “you innocence is mine”…

And the last chorus….

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS

HOLY MOTHER OF CHARLES DARWIN THIS IS LIKE SEX TO MY EARS.

MATTHEW BELLAMY: YOUR VOICE IS THE SEX.

I JUST CAN’T.

I NEED THIS ON MY IPOD.

I KNOW IT’S SOMEWHERE ON YOUTUBE.

I NEED THIS SONG.

IM DYING FROM THE SEXYNESS THAT IS THIS SONG.

THE WHISPERING IS KILLING ME.

I NEED THIS.

JESUS CHRİST HİS MOANS AT THE END

QOIDWJFQDOCMNKASDCNQLKEasxkcaASDC

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse omg

Matthew Bellamy’s falsetto is delicious.

klavierofdevil:

treasuredleisure:

pinkandbrown:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Lithium (Nirvana Cover)

Someone hold me.

*0*

LET ME LOVE YOU

inner-tardis:

allthesouls:

accio—-rdjude:

punifa:

saintdoriangray:

TIK TOCK MARTIN’S COCK - Bitchtastica and TheRealMartinFreeman

For the $H£RLOCK fandom, featuring Ricky C and Ali G (aka Martin Freeman beatboxing chav <3).

I kind of stole this from TheRealMartinFreeman. Please don’t hurt me? 

Lyrics (Bold Lyrics by TheRealMartinFreeman, Unbolded by Bitchtastica)

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN
PUT ON A FUCKING SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND
BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK FUCKING HIP
‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH

I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO)
RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE)
SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW)
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A KITTEN
YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN
BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’

DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP
WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP
TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT
SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE
TICK TOCK, SUCK MY COCK
THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO
WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH

[CHORUS AGAIN]

ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, SKIP, RUN AND FLOUNCE
I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS
IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE A BLEEP OR
AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER

I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY
TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY
‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. BITCH, PLEASE.

AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT
OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT DOWN

[CHORUS X2]

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE

NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN

[CHORUS X2]

FANDOM, Y U SO TALENTED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT SONG AND MAKE IT THIS?

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FUCKING FACE

FOREVER REBLOG!! FANDOM ILU! 

GREAT FANDOM OR GREATEST?

saintdoriangray:

enhancedbycolor:

benedictatorship:

saintdoriangray:

Sherlock, A Judas Parody by Bitchtastica

Lyrics

Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
(Twice!)

Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!
(Twice!)

I’ve never met a man so brilliant
Try to compete with his massive intel-dick
But he is still stupidly ignorant
Of all but the latest underwear trends

PreChorus
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Wanna see some more, see some more, more?
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah 
And he’s no amateur, no amateur ;)

Chorus
I’m just a veteran, you need a doctor? I’m your man.
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Need whoop-ass in a can? Well, honey, hold my jam 
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock

Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!

You think around him I would be afraid
It’s hard to tell if he is gay or straight
But I think we got clues from Moriarty
Given that he tied me up and Sherlock came ;)

PreChorus
Chorus

JOHN!

Anderson, you’re a whale
Do your research, get me ale
On this high-functioning male
Sociopath
Look at him in that scarf
That undeniable shark
How do those cheekbones work
So face my wrath

I want to punch you, ‘Cause I can’t lock you up or kidnap you
Sarah stole my virtue, but it’s Sherlock’s texts that I reply to
Reply to

Chorus

Never listening to the original again.

It’s hard to tell if he is gay or straight
But I think we got clues from Moriarty
Given that he tied me up and Sherlock came ;)

THE BRILLIANCE.

 

shamelessly reblogging my own post for the beauty that is that gif. also knowing that bitch is me. well. that does things to a girl’s ovaries. nathan DOES THINGS.

OH JESUS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

pootsy:

soselfimportant:

Should probably post something that isn’t a reblog about this, and music tag it.

Davestep, inspired by harpeaux’s pretty sweet animation.

This was really fun, I might do some more with it at a later, less busy, time.

homestuck dubstep

HOMESTUCK DUBSTEP

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